To make your smile
Aren't Birthday's supposed to be fun? They sure are! Take a side-splitting look at the lighter side of getting older...
Good excuses if you forget your wife's birthday
(caution: use at your own risk!)
"I didn't forget; I just had all of the department stores, florists and bakeries shut down in tribute."
"Well, I guess that makes us even, you forgot to pick up my laundry!""
"I didn't forget. I was just concerned that so many candles on the cake would burn the house down."
"Your stupid sister left me handcuffed to the bed all day!"
"Sorry I didn't have time. There was a long delay at the divorce lawyer's office."
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