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Yo moma's so old Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate expired. Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo mama's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade. Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Yo mama's so old, she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.   Note: All jokes on this website are works of fiction, and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any similarity between the events, people, characters, organizations or products/services depicted within the jokes to any real event or any real person (living or dead) or any real organization or any real product/service, is unintended and purely coincidental. > > More Jokes < <

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