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Good excuses if you forget your wife's birthday
(caution: use at your own risk!)

"I didn't forget; I just had all of the department stores, florists and bakeries shut down in tribute."

"Well, I guess that makes us even, you forgot to pick up my laundry!""

"I didn't forget. I was just concerned that so many candles on the cake would burn the house down."

"Your stupid sister left me handcuffed to the bed all day!"

"Sorry I didn't have time. There was a long delay at the divorce lawyer's office."

"I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it."

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