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What Joe wanted Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"   Note: All jokes on this website are works of fiction, and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any similarity between the events, people, characters, organizations or products/services depicted within the jokes to any real event or any real person (living or dead) or any real organization or any real product/service, is unintended and purely coincidental. > > More Jokes < <

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